Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spears. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be.
May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest in peace.
Oh I forgot to tell you guys I’m like the last stop on the bus home (it’s an hour ride) and there were only two other people on the bus besides me. They were a couple. They sat right behind me, making out and doing other things for almost the whole last 20 minutes. Oh my fucking god the bus driver didn’t even notice I was so mortified
They’ve been to the Outback together before. Before now, they hadn’t been physically or romantically involved. Things had been so much more different when the two, merely friends, went on a camping trip to the heated landscapes together. Denmark thought nothing of Jett’s actions, finding them to be of habit or tradition for his trips out.